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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 14:50

What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Live and Let Die

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

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A View to a Kill

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

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Moonraker

Dr No

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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